The best part of going to see Alice in Wonderland was this conversation with the concessions clerk.
"11.50 for a small soda and a popcorn? I always end up feeling a bit violated at big theaters"
"You haven't been violated anywhere else?"
"... Well, I suppose I have been violated in other places"
"Like airports?"
" ... ... I don't know that I have ever been violated in an airport."
"Really? Airport food is way more expensive than this."
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"11.50 for a small soda and a popcorn? I always end up feeling a bit violated at big theaters"
"You haven't been violated anywhere else?"
"... Well, I suppose I have been violated in other places"
"Like airports?"
" ... ... I don't know that I have ever been violated in an airport."
"Really? Airport food is way more expensive than this."
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